careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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