Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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