we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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