susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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