I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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