Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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