Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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