I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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