i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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