Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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