Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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