Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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