he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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