So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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