I CAN MOONWALK!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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