Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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