but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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