You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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