Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sarcasm needs its own font
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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