Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i dont even know how to be here
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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