he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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