He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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