all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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