The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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