We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
