It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize