Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My vagina is officially offended.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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