So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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