We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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