I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
