once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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