Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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