I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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