im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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