Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
the raccoons are back...
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