I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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