he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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