You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
