i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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