You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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