His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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