I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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