just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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