I want to stick my p in your. b.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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