My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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