Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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