do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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