But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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