I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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