So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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