After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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