I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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