Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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